Josh Freer
Ple
Posts: 93
Nation ID: 8791
IRC Name: JoshF{BoC}
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Post by Josh Freer on Jun 2, 2016 2:08:43 GMT
HAARP and Chemtrails: BK and BoC have decided to tamper with Orbis’ weather. BK and BoC have mutually agreed to change the Orbis’ atmosphere composition to 420% weed and 69% memes. WE MAKE IT RAIN, TOGETHER: BK abducted BoC’s heart. BoC taught BK how to love. Environmental Awareness: BoC teaches inner city ayy lmaos about environmental conservation and helps plant hemp trees. BK notifies the cloud people of any change in the pressure system through the use of weather balloons. Air Traffic Control: If someone points a laser at an ayy lmao aircraft, the clouds will rain fury on the cheeky little shit who did it. If someone sprayys aerosols into the atmosphere and damage ozone, ayy lmaos will break that person’s legs. Inclement Weather: Sometimes the skies look clear, but a storm is brewing. Ayy lmaos can help seed clouds, but it is not necessary. Sometimes ayy lmaos participate in tribal rain dances for the seasonal Mtn Dew rains, but sometimes ayy lmaos do not have the proper sacrifice to summon the cloud people. Winds of Change: If at any point, BoC decides that ayy lmao rain dances aren’t erotic enough or BK decides to leave the atmosphere, that is fine, as long as there’s 72 hours notice. Signed for the Brotherhood of the Clouds:Ivan - Minister of Government Affairs Josh Freer - Minister of Foreign Affairs Bezzers - Minister of Internal Affairs Thomas Paine - Minister of Military Affairs Signed for Bee Kayyy;
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